Thursday, May 15, 2008

I Can Sympathize With PC

Don't know if you've seen this new Get-a-Mac commercial. Working @ the Apple Store I saw it a few weeks before the public and I got a good laugh. But last night after searching Craigslist for people wanting friends (I think of it as giving back to society), I wound up @ and started watching the new ads again. Even though my second religion has always been Macintosh-centric, I've never really sympathized with that PC character until now. Reminds me of when my 'friends' suggested counseling.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Mother's Day

So I forgot my mom on Mother's day and now everyone's been trying to make me feel guilty. I don't get what all the fuss is about though. All she did was birth me. I poop stuff out all the time and nobody marks their calenders for me.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008


Two Words, HUNG OVER. I need to stop going to parties I don't host myself. Waking up with a splitting headache and your friend yelling at you for puking into his piano/refrigerator is not fun. He didn't even let me explain myself. He just kept telling me to give him back his pants and get out. Needless to say we're not on good terms anymore. I need to stop celebrating these made up holidays.

The worst part is that, like all hangovers, I have nothing but unanswered questions. Where are my keys? Do I really need to apologize to my friend for what Mr. Pabst BlueRibbon is truly responsible for? Why did I leave romantic messages on my own answering machine? How did I get mustard in my shoes?

I think I just need to clear my head....

Monday, May 5, 2008

Off to a Great Start

To keep things simple, let's just say I thought yesterday (May 4th) was Cinco De Mayo and I had a little party at my apartment with me, myself, and I... and a whole bottle of tequila.

Conveniently enough today was my first full day of training at the Apple Store and I didn't wake up until about five in the afternoon. Sure enough, I check my answering machine and it's like a scene out of Office Space with Bill Lumberg calling the house every fifteen minutes. I call the manager back and talked some sense into her about 'considering revoking my employment.' I gave her some BS about an old woman with the power of OSX and my iPhone - (which isn't true cause I was the one who healed her).

Friday, May 2, 2008


I know I was Iron Man in a past life, no joke. It just feels and sounds so natural when I say it.

Seriously though, go see the movie. Freakin' awesome.