Monday, April 7, 2008

My Resume

Someone asked to see my resume:

That resume hasn't netted me a job yet. As soon as I find an interviewer that hasn't seen Mary Poppins, I'm a shoe in. One of the interviewers even had the audacity to say I plagiarized that line. I'm pretty sure if I was alive before that movie came out I would have thought of it before that she-devil.

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