Tuesday, April 22, 2008

You Look and Sound Like a Cow When...

Goddamnit, chew with your fucking mouth closed. Not only is it rude and inconsiderate, but it makes you look and sound like a friggin cow. I don't care how attractive you are prostitute-I've-been-eying-from-my-window-for-the-past-five-minutes, you just lost yourself a customer.

1 comment:

The Novice Web Designer said...

Wow. This is pretty entertaining. This character is a womanizing egotistical pig. Love it. Good stuff, man. Mind if I still your idea? (for a fictional character as a blogger.)