Goddamnit, chew with your fucking mouth closed. Not only is it rude and inconsiderate, but it makes you look and sound like a friggin cow. I don't care how attractive you are prostitute-I've-been-eying-from-my-window-for-the-past-five-minutes, you just lost yourself a customer.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
You Look and Sound Like a Cow When...
Goddamnit, chew with your fucking mouth closed. Not only is it rude and inconsiderate, but it makes you look and sound like a friggin cow. I don't care how attractive you are prostitute-I've-been-eying-from-my-window-for-the-past-five-minutes, you just lost yourself a customer.
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Wow. This is pretty entertaining. This character is a womanizing egotistical pig. Love it. Good stuff, man. Mind if I still your idea? (for a fictional character as a blogger.)
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