Match.com

So, I just finished setting up an account on Match.com and nobody seemed interested. Nobody. It really makes you wonder where all the single women went. I mean, if you can't find them on a dating website, where can you find them? My mother raised me to be honest and upfront with people, so I was. On my profile page I wrote how I was looking for a women who really knows how to pamper a man. The kind of women who comes home from an eight-hour work day and still takes the time to ask me about my day. The kind of woman whose willing to show me the good life, take me to fancy restaurants, movies, plays, the beach and yet doesn't expect to somehow own me just because she picked up the check.

What woman wouldn't want that? Sheesh...